WB-40 Parody Shirt – I’m Not Old, I Just Need WB-40 & Duct Tape

Because a little tune-up never hurt anyone. This WB-40 parody shirt is made for high-mileage legends who aren’t “old”—they just need WB-40 and a little duct tape. A bold logo-style design and the line “High mileage, low maintenance” make it the perfect laugh for dads, husbands, grandpas, mechanics, and weekend handymen.
 
Features
Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
Soft, lightweight feel for all-day comfort
Crisp, durable print made to last
Modern retail fit (flattering, not boxy)
Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
Great gift idea for Father’s Day, birthdays, and gag gifts
 
Size Guide
Unisex retail fit.
Order your usual size for a standard fit. Size up for a roomier feel.
(Use the size chart on the page for the best match.)
 
Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron directly on the design.
 
Shipping
Made to order. Typical arrival: 5–7 days (production + shipping).