Protect the Goods Trunk Boxer Briefs – Football Design

Game-day funny, everyday comfortable. These green men’s trunk boxer briefs feature the phrase “Protect the Goods” with a football graphic up front and a bold yard-line detail on the side — perfect for football fans who like their humor confident and their underwear seriously comfortable. If you’re looking for protect the goods trunk boxer briefs that are actually comfortable, this pair is made to be a real favorite, not a one-time gag.

Features
Trunk-style boxer briefs with a shorter leg for a modern, athletic look
Double-layer front pouch for soft support and less rubbing where it matters most
1.5" fabric-covered waistband — no exposed elastic, no digging, no red marks
Smooth back panel with no back seam and no tag for irritation-free comfort
Soft, stretchy performance fabric that moves with you all day
High-quality print that keeps the football graphic and yard-line detail looking sharp
Made with OEKO-TEX® 100 certified fabric that’s tested safe on skin

Fabric & Fit
Premium smooth knit with 4-way stretch
Designed by The Look by WPK for a clean, flattering trunk fit
True to size for most guys — order your usual underwear size
Fit tip: If you’re between sizes and want a snug fit, size down. Prefer a more relaxed fit? Size up.

Size Guide
Available in XS–3XL. Please refer to the size chart in the photos for detailed waist measurements.

Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Use mild detergent; do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping
Each pair is made to order just for you. Typical arrival time in the USA is about 7–9 days (production + shipping). Actual delivery time may vary by location and carrier. Tracking provided.

Why You’ll Love Them
A hilarious football gift that still wears like premium underwear — built to keep you comfortable while you “protect the goods.”

Better Support. Better Fit. Better You.