Lettuce Standards Stay High T-Shirt

Put this lettuce in my salad, please.
My standards stay high.
This unisex graphic T-shirt delivers a clean punchline with a bold leaf design and a confident, minimalist look. Designed to be funny without trying too hard, it’s an easy everyday shirt that makes a statement without saying too much.
Made from soft, lightweight Airspun-style cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, this T-shirt feels as good as it looks. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for crisp detail and long-lasting wear.
Features
Unisex fit — styled for all genders
Soft, breathable Airspun-style cotton feel
Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
Tagless / printed neck label
High-quality DTG print with sharp detail
Fabric & Fit
Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, smooth feel
Classic unisex cut
True to size (size up for a relaxed fit)
Care
Wash cold, inside out
Mild detergent
No bleach
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on print
Production & Shipping (USA)
Made to order in 1–2 business days.
Standard shipping: 2–5 business days (tracking provided).