Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body T-Shirt

If your humor runs a little dark and a lot funny, this tee delivers the punchline loud and clear. The Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body design is a bold statement piece—perfect for anyone who likes their sarcasm dry and their outfit easy.
This cremation is my last hope t-shirt is printed on a soft, lightweight, everyday favorite with a comfortable unisex fit you can wear year-round.
 
Features
Soft, lightweight feel (great for daily wear)
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may vary)
Tagless / printed neck label for comfort
Unisex retail fit (true-to-size for most)
High-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print for crisp detail
 
Size Guide
Available in multiple sizes—please refer to the size chart in the product images for the best fit.
 
Care
Wash cold, inside out, on gentle cycle with mild detergent. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. No bleach.
 
Production & Shipping (USA)
Made to order in 1–2 business days. Standard shipping: 2–5 business days (tracking provided).